Happiness Contrarians Gifts

Sponsored grump, donate now: 'This isn't much of a challenge for you really, is it?'

"But he had a mask and I thought he was a burglar."

'I'm part of the decision-making process... I'm the 'No' part.'

"Sure, money may be imaginary - but at least it's got everybody imagining it."

Cell Bar & Grill. Happy Hour All Day. The new owner is an endorphin.

"They're healthy? All this time, Mom said carrots and raisins were nature's candy!"

Well, she certainly is one of our more positive employees!

"Ever notice how grateful people are when you present them with facts contrary to their beliefs?"

"Dont believe anything those guys have told you. None of it. It's all B.S."

'The fourth quarter was no walk in the park. Especially for those who count on us to walk in the park.'

'Harrison, going against your better judgement has made us a lot of money...'

60 minutes I.Q. test - pick the counterfeit.

'An ebook! What are you reading?' 'Against technology: From the Luddites to neo-Luddism.'

"It doesn't matter if the glass is half empty or half full if you have a case."

"It's always a good time to have a good time!"

'He's always looking for an argument!'

Burning the Other

"I just completely disagree with what you just said about America lacking focus."

"What if my bliss happens to be suing people?"

"Don't you shush us, mister! We're famous consultants!"

Guru Shifted Thinking

Sunday School. Strange --- Apples were forbidden, but apparently fried foods were okay.

'Scientists have confirmed that smiling is contagious.'

Happiness

Whipping Cream

"On a scale of one to ten. How happy would you say you are?"

The Devil screeming hate speech through a megaphone called "tolerance" at a person holding up a sign that says "free speech"

'If everyone's thinking outside the box a man who thinks inside the box is bound to have the advantage.'

I've got a problem – with me. Counseling costs extra. I always hated BMW owners. But one day I woke up and realized I drive a Saab. People who vacation in the Hamptons give me hives, but I've got a summer spot in Santa Cruz. I protested against big corporate oil companies … wearing a North Face jacket and Nike high tops! Don't you realize what I've become? I'm an upwardly mobile hippy! Death to the huppy. Hates fancy coffee drinks, loves soy milk.

Speaker and crowd 'Think for yourself!', 'MAKE me!'

'I used to be a 'nut', but since I made millions in the market, I'm a 'contrarian'.'

Opposing viewpoint.

'I know we're supposed to flock together, but I want to see a different movie...'

'When you said you're a contrarian, I just assumed you meant your investment style, Mr. Kobenz.'

'Please welcome our first speaker who will discuss 'The Challenges of Globalisation'.'