Happiness Contrarians Pillows

Sponsored grump, donate now: 'This isn't much of a challenge for you really, is it?'

"But he had a mask and I thought he was a burglar."

'I'm part of the decision-making process... I'm the 'No' part.'

"Sure, money may be imaginary - but at least it's got everybody imagining it."

"Ever notice how grateful people are when you present them with facts contrary to their beliefs?"

Well, she certainly is one of our more positive employees!

"They're healthy? All this time, Mom said carrots and raisins were nature's candy!"

'Harrison, going against your better judgement has made us a lot of money...'

"Dont believe anything those guys have told you. None of it. It's all B.S."

'The fourth quarter was no walk in the park. Especially for those who count on us to walk in the park.'

60 minutes I.Q. test - pick the counterfeit.

'An ebook! What are you reading?' 'Against technology: From the Luddites to neo-Luddism.'

"It doesn't matter if the glass is half empty or half full if you have a case."

"It's always a good time to have a good time!"

"I just completely disagree with what you just said about America lacking focus."

'He's always looking for an argument!'

"What if my bliss happens to be suing people?"

"Don't you shush us, mister! We're famous consultants!"

Whipping Cream

'Scientists have confirmed that smiling is contagious.'

Happiness

Guru Shifted Thinking

"On a scale of one to ten. How happy would you say you are?"

The Devil screeming hate speech through a megaphone called "tolerance" at a person holding up a sign that says "free speech"

'If everyone's thinking outside the box a man who thinks inside the box is bound to have the advantage.'

Speaker and crowd 'Think for yourself!', 'MAKE me!'

Opposing viewpoint.

'I used to be a 'nut', but since I made millions in the market, I'm a 'contrarian'.'

'I know we're supposed to flock together, but I want to see a different movie...'

'When you said you're a contrarian, I just assumed you meant your investment style, Mr. Kobenz.'

'Please welcome our first speaker who will discuss 'The Challenges of Globalisation'.'

Half full head of hair, half empty head of hair.