Handbag Hero Pillows

'My purse! The original 24-hour pharmacy.'

"If the economy's ground to a halt, we can help by carrying on shopping."

(Visual gag) Wellard's annual BIG HANDBAG SALE!! A woman is dragging a huge bag out from a bag shop

Goldilocks and the seventeen black shoulder bags

Hand sanitizer

"I travel Prada whenever I can."

To them it's just a Prada handbag

"I just wonder if the brand name is too obvious."

"Did you wash your hands?"

"How adorable! I'd love to have one of my own but I'm so terribly allergic."

"Before we take you up to the ship, we need to examine the contents of your bag."

'I am not checking this because it's my purse.'

"We'd like a quiet table for two where my wife can justify spending three grand on a handbag."

Neighbourhood Snatch Area.

'So then I thought, what's the idea job for a gentleman with my years of experience, wisdom and a desire to help others.'

"Here's a video showing how to fix a toilet. It shows a guy calling a plumber."

"You laugh, but I haven’t bought a new handbag in two weeks."

'Okay, but if you hadn't made me eat my vegetables, I wouldn't need to brush my teeth!'

"Any one of these will make the company even richer."

Handbags at dawn. A typical bout of fisticuffs on the rugby pitch.

Transmission of the Coronavirus

"It is called, appropriately, 'The Carry-all' "

'A night out is good for a person. I'm figuring on a new handbag.'

'Samaritans, mission control'

Do your own conveyancing...Do it yourself plumbing and heating...Embalm your own relatives.

"...and do you promise to love, honor, and carry all the stuff that won't fit in her purse..."

'O.K., I admit I'm impressed by your handbrake skills but does reverse gear work?'

Slippery soap while washing your hands

"I'm worried I didn't bring the right bag"

A handlebar moustache.

NEWS: Handbag lady thwarts six armed robbers.

Handbag pets

'I've not got my nail file with me, dear.'

'Of course this handbag is completely useless and impractical but it's an expensive designer piece that makes the colleagues jealous!'

'OK Smith, you can take this back to the Woodwork room now!'