Handbag Hero Prints

"If the economy's ground to a halt, we can help by carrying on shopping."

(Visual gag) Wellard's annual BIG HANDBAG SALE!! A woman is dragging a huge bag out from a bag shop

Goldilocks and the seventeen black shoulder bags

Hand sanitizer

To them it's just a Prada handbag

"I travel Prada whenever I can."

"I just wonder if the brand name is too obvious."

"Did you wash your hands?"

"Before we take you up to the ship, we need to examine the contents of your bag."

"How adorable! I'd love to have one of my own but I'm so terribly allergic."

'I am not checking this because it's my purse.'

Neighbourhood Snatch Area.

"We'd like a quiet table for two where my wife can justify spending three grand on a handbag."

'So then I thought, what's the idea job for a gentleman with my years of experience, wisdom and a desire to help others.'

"Here's a video showing how to fix a toilet. It shows a guy calling a plumber."

Transmission of the Coronavirus

"You laugh, but I haven’t bought a new handbag in two weeks."

"Any one of these will make the company even richer."

Handbags at dawn. A typical bout of fisticuffs on the rugby pitch.

'Okay, but if you hadn't made me eat my vegetables, I wouldn't need to brush my teeth!'

"It is called, appropriately, 'The Carry-all' "

'A night out is good for a person. I'm figuring on a new handbag.'

'Samaritans, mission control'

Do your own conveyancing...Do it yourself plumbing and heating...Embalm your own relatives.

"I'm worried I didn't bring the right bag"

Slippery soap while washing your hands

'O.K., I admit I'm impressed by your handbrake skills but does reverse gear work?'

"...and do you promise to love, honor, and carry all the stuff that won't fit in her purse..."

A handlebar moustache.

'I've not got my nail file with me, dear.'

NEWS: Handbag lady thwarts six armed robbers.

'Of course this handbag is completely useless and impractical but it's an expensive designer piece that makes the colleagues jealous!'

Handbag pets

My First Purse.

'It's an old Sicilian message; pay up or we'll send a designer alligator!'