Hand-eye Coordination Buff Pillows

'Naw, I ain't athletic - it's just eye - hand coordination and the heft to hit the long ball.'

Glance Exchange

"I'm afraid you have a condition called 'googly-eyes'."

What every man thinks to himself when he puts on a pink shirt.

'How many blummin' shades of black ARE there?'

"Painted like this, finding furniture to match at least one colour should be simple!"

Spinning Plates!

MD to patient: 'So, it's a little fuzzy and you're seeing spots?'

Brains versus management books.

Zoo Corporation: Award for Solving a Big Pile of Poo Problems

Golf

Contacts vs. Glasses

Desk Organizer: Mail, Telex and Grapevine.

'Relax. They hired me for my people skills.'

'Hey! Get in step back there!'

Neil liked to co-ordinate his outfits with his soft furnishings.

"Your agent is ready to look you in the eye now."

"No, this isn't the post office, but it's probably just as well you came."

Ahh, excellent! I've finally found a tie that matches my eyes!

'Strength and speed are useful, son, but coordination is crucial!'

'No you can't take a copy home to prepare for your eye exam next week'

Cork in the top of a volcano.

Piano Four Extremities.

Swiss Army Wife

'My wife tells me I need glasses but as usual she is wrong'

"Thanks for proving how easy it is to do laundry. Here's your pink underwear, Mr. 'Too Busy To Separate The Colors from the Whites.'"

'Everything I wear needs to go with a powder blue necktie.'

'How does it contrast with the livery of London Transport?'

"And the color goes so well with your ink."

"Hang on a moment...I'm on the other phone"