Color Coordination Pro Pillows

"Thanks for proving how easy it is to do laundry. Here's your pink underwear, Mr. 'Too Busy To Separate The Colors from the Whites.'"

"What's that? I asked for a teal lichen. That's a brown thread. Are you trying to upset me?"

"I'm busy this afternoon, but I can crayon you in for Saturday."

What every man thinks to himself when he puts on a pink shirt.

"Hon, do you think the accent wall was a mistake?"

'Vanity, thy name is Maple.'

'How many blummin' shades of black ARE there?'

"Have ye seen a whale that matches this swatch?"

'There are two color schemes: dark ones that attract light dirt, and light ones that attract dark dirt.'

'Men will never understand.'

"I wouldn't mind, but I only topped the bloomin' thing up last week!"

'To much orange.'

Using teamwork to paint a lamppost.

'Daddy, why is that man wearing a blank T-shirt?'

Woman colouring man's clothes with crayon.

"Painted like this, finding furniture to match at least one colour should be simple!"

Wearing all black

Woman shops while man sets up noose. "Do I go with bright white, deep white...."

'Is it me or do these new led street lights wash out the reds and yellows?'

Divine Intervention

'I'm looking for a business suit, in a color that will let me blend in.'

'I don't see how this roller thing helps. . .'

Decorating a column.

'But I've hardly got any brushes!'

Artist Painting Modern Art.

Abstract Paintings.

"It's off-white, but a little too off. It may get very tiring. What do you think?"

Nail shop offers cell phone covers that match painted nails.

Juggler

'....Who's the interior decorator again?'

"I'm sorry, but Woolfsey Academy expects a basic level of preparation from its candidates. Mistaking vermilion for scarlet? I don't think so.".

"Thank you for not saying 'Missed a bit.'"

Paul Gaugin

'Did you notice how her pink nail polish clashes with her red tricycle?'