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I.M. Pei, the habitrail

"What's that? I asked for a teal lichen. That's a brown thread. Are you trying to upset me?"

'Make sure you pretend to water it.'

'You say 'dead.' I say 'low maintenance.''

"All in favor of destroying the throw pillow, raise your paw."

"His exercise wheel has lost all its fascination sinces he started reading Hemingway."

"I think I perferred the plain magnolia"

Lifestyles of the hamsters of the rich and famous.

"I don't think our smart home likes the color we painted it. It keeps spitting it out."

'This plant which you brought to me from your office snubs all my other plants.'

Unfinished Funiture Store.

"I don't know the Latin, but the common name is climbing onion."

Bird collecting furniture for it's home.

"Why does this curious plant of his always make me feel gigantic?"

Leda knew it was serious when the visited Ikea together.

'Gerald was stripping some old wallpaper, and there it was - Leonard Da Vinci's lost fresco ‘The Battle of Anghiari'.'

Man and woman buying furniture.

'And a special feature on this model is the diet ice cubes.'

Tedious Romantic.

'Eee,love - this place gives me a great idea for the spare bedroom!'

'Ever thought of having the place re-carpeted?'

'He keeps grounding out the energy flow.'

Two portraits kissing each other

"Not until you've arranged your pillows."

'You'll never get the Burgundy stain out, so let's just color the whole thing.'

Doulton Canada Geese

"How do you like my 'Pop art'?"

"With one wrong turn, Sparky's big adventure became a nightmare."

'You've been rearranging the furniture again, haven't you?'

"It all starts with them having you fetch their slippers."

Curtains haberdashery

"You mounted the mirror upside down, Harold!"

Exhibition of Paint Colors.

Pollyanna, the Hamster