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I.M. Pei, the habitrail

"What's that? I asked for a teal lichen. That's a brown thread. Are you trying to upset me?"

'Make sure you pretend to water it.'

'You say 'dead.' I say 'low maintenance.''

"All in favor of destroying the throw pillow, raise your paw."

Adhesive Tiles: Do Not Open from this End.

"His exercise wheel has lost all its fascination sinces he started reading Hemingway."

"I think I perferred the plain magnolia"

Lifestyles of the hamsters of the rich and famous.

"I don't think our smart home likes the color we painted it. It keeps spitting it out."

'This plant which you brought to me from your office snubs all my other plants.'

Unfinished Funiture Store.

I'm starting to think our new hardwood floor is made of driftwood.

"Why does this curious plant of his always make me feel gigantic?"

Bird collecting furniture for it's home.

"I don't know the Latin, but the common name is climbing onion."

'Gerald was stripping some old wallpaper, and there it was - Leonard Da Vinci's lost fresco ‘The Battle of Anghiari'.'

Leda knew it was serious when the visited Ikea together.

Tedious Romantic.

'Eee,love - this place gives me a great idea for the spare bedroom!'

'Ever thought of having the place re-carpeted?'

'He keeps grounding out the energy flow.'

'And a special feature on this model is the diet ice cubes.'

Man and woman buying furniture.

Two portraits kissing each other

"Not until you've arranged your pillows."

'You'll never get the Burgundy stain out, so let's just color the whole thing.'

Curtains haberdashery

"With one wrong turn, Sparky's big adventure became a nightmare."

'You've been rearranging the furniture again, haven't you?'

Exhibition of Paint Colors.

"It all starts with them having you fetch their slippers."

Doulton Canada Geese

"You mounted the mirror upside down, Harold!"

"How do you like my 'Pop art'?"