Hammock Hound Gifts

"Ewww....Banana slug hammocks really cross me out."

"I know what this is, it's what mum and dad call 'working from home'...

"Read our contracts, Ms Donahue. It says 'No Sexual Harassment on the workfloor!'"

"Your usually vicious sarcasm is weak. Go pump some irony."

Taking it easy

'I am not doing nothing ... I am perfecting inertia.'

'Some dogs are meant to be working dogs and some aren't.'

Ultra-lazy sloth

Problem Solving

'When are you going to learn to relax?'

America Off-line.

'I fought the lawn and the lawn won.'

'Typical it's cloudy all week, the the weekend arrives and it's too sunny to do any gardening.'

"Fetch me another Sculpin IPA."

"O.K., next time around let's ease up on the vibrato."

'Summer's over and it's time to fall in!'

What makes us Canadian? It's in our DNeh!

"Consider yourself chased."

'He claims to be a recovering workaholic.'

'Ere-we distinctly asked for SAM an' Ella!'

'Would you like me to wipe the cup with my finger or would you prefer Rover here licking it clean?'

'I taught him to shake hands, but I don't know where he got the joybuzzer!'

'Who said it couldn't be done?.'

Woman is shocked at seeing her weight, she doesn't realise that her dog is also on the scales.

"I don't get it. We work hard all day and look at this slug."

'Bob likes to express himself through his art!'

'I am not doing nothing... I am perfecting inertia.'

'No need to shout.'

'Good dog!'

Grass saying: mow me/feed me/weed me/roll me.

Reading in a hammock.

Dog to dog: 'I hate the way pointers are always blaming somebody else.'

'When they start calling you a splendid bird, you know you're in trouble.'

"I'm catching up on my inertia."

'No! That's not a wall safe, it's a porthole!'