Hammock Napper Gifts

A man lies in a hammock under leaves.

"Brendan’s gap year morphed into a Grand Canyon decade."

"You just missed him. Can you call back in the spring?"

"Who's a good boy?!!"

Sloth on a hammock.

'Some dogs are meant to be working dogs and some aren't.'

'Typical it's cloudy all week, the the weekend arrives and it's too sunny to do any gardening.'

"Can somebody. . . hello?. . . can somebody call the dog. . . hello? . . ."

"How's your insomnia?" "Bad, I can't even fall sleep during meetings."

Poor guy fell asleep with his head in the sap.

'I love my new easylife artist's easel.'

Bill and Lester have a 'Hay Day'.

Cat Reunion

'Sorry I'm late getting home from work, I overslept.'

America Off-line.

'What do you say, Lola - let's take a break.'

'I love algebra class, it's the only time I get to have a really decent nap.'

'Summer's over and it's time to fall in!'

'As usual, I'm right on time. My internal alarm clock always wakes me just as theses meetings are over.'

Shhh – I'm taking a virtual nap.

Are you nodding yes, or nodding off?

'I'm not lazy - just resting before I get tired...'

'Looks like we missed the chairman's powerpoint presentation, then...'

"We're going to try something new next Monday. It's called 'Bring Your Brain to Work Day.'"

Castaway on a desert island with one tree finds a hammock.

'I've been told I grind my teeth while I'm napping at work.'

Tomorrow's another day, he thought, unless I get lucky and sleep right through it.

"Mr. Marshand, wake up – your MRI is over! Mr. Marshand!!"

'...and blessed be our new church nursery, which allows certain congregation members to catch up on their sleep during my sermon.'

"He should be there by now. He left for work an hour ago."

Bored Meeting

"I will assume she would second the motion to adjourn."

An Excellent Excuse.

Foolish Sid turns to look, and is immediately tackled and devoured by the duck.

"Is this a creative nap or a nap nap?"