Hammock Nappers Anonymous Gifts

Castaway on a desert island with one tree finds a hammock.

"I know what this is, it's what mum and dad call 'working from home'...

"How's your insomnia?" "Bad, I can't even fall sleep during meetings."

Bill and Lester have a 'Hay Day'.

'I am not doing nothing ... I am perfecting inertia.'

'Some dogs are meant to be working dogs and some aren't.'

Problem Solving

Ultra-lazy sloth

America Off-line.

'Typical it's cloudy all week, the the weekend arrives and it's too sunny to do any gardening.'

"Hey - Them too, huh?"

"That will be the gold standard by which all other naps are judged."

'He claims to be a recovering workaholic.'

'Who said it couldn't be done?.'

Worm Bed

'I am not doing nothing... I am perfecting inertia.'

Grass saying: mow me/feed me/weed me/roll me.

Reading in a hammock.

'I'm bored.' - 'I'm bored and hot.'

'Care of your new hammock. Let's face it, whatever we write here, you're not going to bother.'

"Who's a good boy?!!"

"Mr. Marshand, wake up – your MRI is over! Mr. Marshand!!"

'Come back and get me about noon.'

"Brendan’s gap year morphed into a Grand Canyon decade."

'Your attention to ergonomics is getting out of hand.'

A man lies in a hammock under leaves.

'Damn it! Wait your turn!'

"He should be there by now. He left for work an hour ago."

City Hammock

Bored Meeting

Luxury Hammock - 2 Person Construction

'Insomnia, eh? -- Drink a glass of warm milk and watch some C-Span.'

"I avoided the flu all winter...but spring fever finally got me."

"I will assume she would second the motion to adjourn."