Hammock Hound Mugs

"Ewww....Banana slug hammocks really cross me out."

"I know what this is, it's what mum and dad call 'working from home'...

"Read our contracts, Ms Donahue. It says 'No Sexual Harassment on the workfloor!'"

"Your usually vicious sarcasm is weak. Go pump some irony."

Taking it easy

'Some dogs are meant to be working dogs and some aren't.'

'I am not doing nothing ... I am perfecting inertia.'

Problem Solving

Ultra-lazy sloth

'When are you going to learn to relax?'

America Off-line.

'I fought the lawn and the lawn won.'

'Typical it's cloudy all week, the the weekend arrives and it's too sunny to do any gardening.'

News and Magazines. Tax Bill Debate. The trickle-down can never compete with siphon-up.

"Fetch me another Sculpin IPA."

"O.K., next time around let's ease up on the vibrato."

'Summer's over and it's time to fall in!'

Woman is shocked at seeing her weight, she doesn't realise that her dog is also on the scales.

"I don't get it. We work hard all day and look at this slug."

What makes us Canadian? It's in our DNeh!

'Who said it couldn't be done?.'

'I taught him to shake hands, but I don't know where he got the joybuzzer!'

"Consider yourself chased."

'He claims to be a recovering workaholic.'

'Ere-we distinctly asked for SAM an' Ella!'

'Would you like me to wipe the cup with my finger or would you prefer Rover here licking it clean?'

'Bob likes to express himself through his art!'

'No need to shout.'

'I am not doing nothing... I am perfecting inertia.'

Grass saying: mow me/feed me/weed me/roll me.

'Good dog!'

Reading in a hammock.

Dog to dog: 'I hate the way pointers are always blaming somebody else.'

'When they start calling you a splendid bird, you know you're in trouble.'

'No! That's not a wall safe, it's a porthole!'