Hammer Holder Pillows

"What's it like, working with your hands?"

Tool Box

'How many studio apartment construction projects did you say you'd worked on before?'

Home De-Po. Things you need for your project. Things you didn't know you needed until you were halfway through your project.

"Want to impress me with that hammer? Try using it to fix a few things around here."

D.I.Y with dad.

'Just a couple more and we'll call it a day.'

Lovers

The Sculptor

Like father like son.

"Stop asking me. I don't know who's a good boy."

'Have you got one of those things you use to knock nails in...?'

"You can stop now. The squirrels are gone."

"But seriously do you think my eclectic knowledge of the history of the development of the claw hammer makes me more of a sex magnet?"

Darn you, you stupid hammer!

'Master is too lazy to walk us, so we walk each other...'

"That's excellent, Caroline!"

Woodwork

'I wonder how my husband is managing at the construction site with my gavel.'

'Now there's a real pro! He can even nail while power napping.'

'Just tell him you've been good. Don't overdo it.'

'They're both great quarterbacks, but I chose Matt as my starter because he's dating a celebrity!'

'I'm in the lead!'

Umpire holds the halos of angels playing cricket.

Dog.

I'm interviewing for a new walker.

'Don't worry, the first 30 years of contracting are the hardest.'

'In other news, gold is headed higher, according to some fool who's put every last dollar into gold stocks and futures.'

'They say that love is entirely a matter of chemistry.That must be why my wife treats me like toxic waste!'

"Great. It's the call of the wild, and you've got me on hold."

John Henry

Ricki Lake

"Airedale, what's yours?"

"I really enjoyed my first day on the job, guys!"

God's dog