Metal Hoarder Pillows

'In other news, gold is headed higher, according to some fool who's put every last dollar into gold stocks and futures.'

'That's our mission statement.'

Things my vacuum likes to suck up

'Look, if we're going to make this business work, we need to stop eating all the stock.'

"You're still burying your bones? I store mine in the cloud now."

"My father said I was too big for my britches!"

"Buckle up. We're in the midst of an unprecedented breadcrumb recession."

James Russell Lowell

"Mother, take your time, I know this isn’t easy for you. But this is an important moment in our lives, so I will ask you one more time, what on earth did you do with my old comic books?!"

Amazon Prime Day ~ The Aftermath

"I fly so often, not only am I accumulating miles, I'm actually starting to sprout wings."

'Oh good, it looks like the few things I ordered from the catalogue have arrived.'

Everyday is cyber Monday.

Computer announces to user: 'You now have more files than Al Capone had under his pillow in Alcatraz.'

'Still saving money to finish that nose job eh?'

The gold price chart.

"My financial advisor says buy gold"

"I take it you've never had a bank account before?"

'Give me all your free pens too!'

'Get her to sign a pre-nup: You don't want to give her half your treasure if it ends up in a divorce...'

Piggy banks (five images).

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Colin liked to keep up with all the very latest technologies

Strategic metals vs. non-strategic metals.

Man surrounded by paperclips - 'He just saw them as part of his salary...'

'He's so proud of his art collection.'

'Are you eligible to join 'Miser' the high accrue society?'

'As a general rule of thumb, if your only assets are your frequent flyer miles, you don't need to create a trust for your children.'

"Sorry about the clutter. It's been one of those weeks."

"What could I do? It jumped off the newsstand."

"The last bottle we bought on vacation. I hate to come home and consume all our memories."

"Aren't you supposed to get rid of the old mobile, when you buy a new one."

"I will not buy a fridge magnet. . ."