Halo Headers Gifts

Football Angel

"Good game."

Cat Heaven vs Mouse Hell.

'Today's sermon is on Eve and Adam....'

'How many times have I told you not to hit the ball with your head?'

'And at what stage did you realise the ball you were heading was on the TV?'

'Looks like somebody needs to lay off of the authentic angel food cake!'

Christian and Born again Christian...

Halo Frisbee.

'Look man, no wings!'

"That's the preacher's dog."

'I can't stand his 'holier than thou' attitude.'

Mr. and Mrs. Angel

'Those are the Divinity students.'

'Pop-up Bible.'

'Ed' 'Op-ed'

"That's excellent, Caroline!"

'I'm good. How are you?'

'Before we begin, let's say a little prayer for humility.'

'It's a doughnut - just eat it!'

Angels Playing Frisbee with a Halo.

Your angel is always with you

'Just tell him you've been good. Don't overdo it.'

"And when exactly did your interest in health and safety start?"

After You Die/After Your Dog Dies

Umpire holds the halos of angels playing cricket.

An anarchist angel wearing his halo as a hoop earring,

An Angel getting his dog to jump through his Halo using it like a Hoop

'Wow... Here comes 'Holy' Andy Jones, king of headers!'

I must not poop on freshly washed cars!

"I assume that's a 'not guilty' plea?"

Basketball Halo

'Ferguson always was an overachiever.'

'And tomorrow. . . the darkness will pass and all will be bathed in a celestial light that will unify and transform mankind. . .'

"I get great reception this way."