Halloween Revelers Prints

'I guess it's true what they say: spirits just don't mix'

Witch

"I'm your sun!"

Monster Baseball. The team's continuing to have some problems this season. Jekyll is good one day and bad the next. Dracula only shows up for night games. The Mummy is always covered in bandages and on the injured list. And King Kong can't keep his mind on the game --- Whenever he sees a pretty woman, he climbs up into the stands after her! At least Frankenstein has been pitching great again, just like when he was young! Yeah, he has a completely new arm!

"He's taken buzzed to a whole new level."

Transylvanian backpackers.

Christmas Tree

'He likes to power nap.'

'One eye of newt or two?'

'Good news - basic black is being shown this season.'

"What are you looking at, four eyes?"

A spider is afraid of another spider's mask.

A vampire sitting on a park bench at night feeding bats.

Night of the Zombonies.

"Hey! Where's that black cat? My ride's ready!"

"To be honest, I don't believe in ghosts."

"If you wish to manifest here, you'll have to change. We don't allow anything past 1950."

Doglike man to vampire: 'Call me an apprentice werewolf, or even a beginner werewolf, but don't call me an under werewolf!'

The witch of the west again showed no water usage for the month.

'I swear, if he didn't always pick up the tab, I'd never go drinking with him.'

Zombies.

"Fred's had too much to drink - now he's hitting on that old coat rack."

"I'm spooked - they don't want candy, they want ice water!"

"The Monster Mash wasn't just about having fun. We were protesting Vietnam."

Woodpecker carving pumpkins

"There it was again...SOOIE! And then she realized the pig call was coming from inside the house!"

'Awesome mummy costume!' 'I'm a pirate! Some kids just TPed me...'

Santa does a keg stand.

"Had more ghost-hunters 'round my place last night....scared the daylights outta me!"

Trick or Tweet

"Sir, you're not on the list - we've checked it twice."

"Eye of pie...a**e of rat...p**s of newt."

"Of course I'm dressed like a cheap w***e! It's Halloween! Duhh!"

"Alexa, play Thriller by Michael Jackson."

"What are you kids going to be for Halloween?"