Spooky Night Reveler Prints

Saaaaaay, you're kind of old to be trick or treating aren't you?

Love at First Sight

Chiller Theatre

"Why am I always the designated driver?!"

',,, and if anyone knows of a reason why these two should not be married, let them storm this castle with pitchforks and torches or forever hold their peace,'

The witch of the west again showed no water usage for the month.

"Son, you can't get blood from a turnip!"

Scary stuff

"Oooh. . . I've got sand under my wrappings and it's so itchy. . !!"

Ghost puddle

"I'd like to buy a BOWEL."

Halloween Support Group

THUMBS UP FOR THE NEW YEAR!

'I don't know who you are stranger, but if you mess with big Gus you'll be in your coffin by dawn!'

Ghost frightens the photo booth.

The New Year's Dance

'There's an imposter among us!'

Monster Baseball

Halloweek: Eating candy seven days straight.

Fancy a pint?

'Watch out for a very angry witch with a scythe.'

Witches at a cauldron.

"It's creepy thinking that Santa can sneak into my house undetected. I must find out how he does it!"

Happy Halloween. Something's different about her. It's boo!-tox. Every Halloween its the same thing. They take candy off the house and never come to the door. That careless jerk almost trampled me! What was it? The "Heedless" Horseman! I know it's just toilet paper, but as a mummy it still gives me the creeps!

Young Stephen King

This year I thought I'd give up something different so I've given up writing Haiku poetry.

"Phew! - You've got bat breath."

Haunted museum

"And that's when they left for vacation!"

'The owner would have shown you around himself, but he doesn't rise untill after sunset.'

'For my family, Christmas and New Year's Eve is the busiest time... my husband is a spirits dealer and my son is an emergency doctor!'

Little Van Helsing was dissapointed that, again, there was no monster under the bed or in the closet.

"Forget it, Lenny. He's on the 'Do-not-Haunt' list."

Witch Doctor

Early versions of the new year's eve ball drop proved less popular among revelers,