Halloween Revelers Mugs

'I guess it's true what they say: spirits just don't mix'

Witch

"I'm your sun!"

"He's taken buzzed to a whole new level."

Transylvanian backpackers.

Christmas Tree

'He likes to power nap.'

'One eye of newt or two?'

A spider is afraid of another spider's mask.

Night of the Zombonies.

"Hey! Where's that black cat? My ride's ready!"

"To be honest, I don't believe in ghosts."

"What are you looking at, four eyes?"

A vampire sitting on a park bench at night feeding bats.

'Good news - basic black is being shown this season.'

Zombies.

'I swear, if he didn't always pick up the tab, I'd never go drinking with him.'

"I'm spooked - they don't want candy, they want ice water!"

Doglike man to vampire: 'Call me an apprentice werewolf, or even a beginner werewolf, but don't call me an under werewolf!'

"There it was again...SOOIE! And then she realized the pig call was coming from inside the house!"

"The Monster Mash wasn't just about having fun. We were protesting Vietnam."

"Fred's had too much to drink - now he's hitting on that old coat rack."

Woodpecker carving pumpkins

"If you wish to manifest here, you'll have to change. We don't allow anything past 1950."

The witch of the west again showed no water usage for the month.

Trick or Tweet

"800 years old?!! - Gosh... you must be feeling very 'long-in-the tooth."

Santa does a keg stand.

"Sir, you're not on the list - we've checked it twice."

"Of course I'm dressed like a cheap w***e! It's Halloween! Duhh!"

"What are you kids going to be for Halloween?"

"Had more ghost-hunters 'round my place last night....scared the daylights outta me!"

"Alexa, play Thriller by Michael Jackson."

"You're ruining our reputation, Bob!"

"It's probably just seasonal."