Christmas Revelers Mugs

'The first Santa to consume one thousand warm beers and one thousand pieces of fruit cake without barfing wins the Santa apprenticeship!'

Christmas Tree

'I swear, if he didn't always pick up the tab, I'd never go drinking with him.'

"I remember his last words were, 'Another bite and I'll burst!'..."

"Sir, you're not on the list - we've checked it twice."

'Dang, again we're going so fast that we caused a disruption in the time-space continuum.'

Santa does a keg stand.

"Anything but milk and cookies."

THUMBS UP FOR THE NEW YEAR!

The New Year's Dance

'Enter, His Royal Globalness...'

Pole dancers

"Another round?"

This year I thought I'd give up something different so I've given up writing Haiku poetry.

'For my family, Christmas and New Year's Eve is the busiest time... my husband is a spirits dealer and my son is an emergency doctor!'

"So, with internet shopping and guaranteed next-day delivery, I figured now was as good a time as any to hang my sack up and retire."

'Do you expect to be stuffed on Thanksgiving?'

'I ran as fast as I could, but I still couldn't catch the Gingerbread Man...'

Early versions of the new year's eve ball drop proved less popular among revelers,

Santa and reindeer in line with shadows

"Due to budget cuts, I will be your Ghost of Christmas Past, Present and Future."

December Fest

The night after Christmas.

T'was the night before Christmas and all through the house not a creature was stirring...except Bert who had a weak bladder!

Christmas with Cats

Holiday Overkill.

"I don't know about you Mavis but I'm Mullered."

"I'm your sun!"

"I'm the designated driver."

"There's always someone who goes over the top with their rooftop decorations."

'Happy New Year!'

'Don't forget your thermos.'

'I guess it's true what they say: spirits just don't mix'

'If you ask me, toys are getting far too realistic!'

'It's not just the Oktoberfests, it's the novemberfests, birthdayfests, flagdayfests, mayfests, arboedayfests...'