Half-pint Fan Gifts

'I suggest you move onto halves...'

Packaging Russian Dolls

I like this one. Do you have it in blue?

Stationers' sign leaking ink onto a passer-by.

'They sure have small litters.'

Clown's Cuckoo Clock.

Wow. You're amazing!

Page from 'How to Draw' by Albrecht Durer

'Personally, I don't question these things. My snout period will simply end when it ends.'

Hey, I could get used to this couch potato thing.

You've got to admire his spunk.

I love Fountain Pens

Police officer does a puppet show for a child.

'I think the new exercise ball we got the hamster is too big...'

"Is it me or is this mini home trend getting out of control?"

Bottle Battle

Gustav Klimt

"It's just the architect's model, but I'm very excited."

"What's one sixth of three quarters?" "It's so small why bother?"

After an argument they always kissed and made up.

"I thought something was funny on our wedding night, I took off my dress, and he put it on."

Life Drawing Class

"Can you turn your video on, Ralph?"

'This fashion for quirky kit is going too far, don't you think, Joe?'

Frozen pees!

"My mom really works at keeping my lunches interesting!"

'They are completely free of growth hormones.'

'Go get a smaller ball!'

In a world where imitation is the sincerest form of flattery, there's nobody like Joe.

"No, your father didn't survive the Ice Age. He was exaggerating."

'Full Cozy B & B'

"Community Board."

'No, Thog. Paper beat rock.'

'Normally, I'm not an optomist, but in this case the glass is half full.'