Hairstyle-happy Pillows

'You look gorgeous, honey! I love it when you wear your tentacles 'up'.'

Haircuts

Bad hair day!

"Yes, they're hair extensions, but you have to agree, I look fabulous..."

'The hair specialist is down the hall.'

A Macaroni in 1772

"Absolutely not!"

Owner Looks Like Poodle.

The Coiffing - to Illustrate poem 'The Ballad of a Barber'

"I don't like your application."

"I actually had this haircut before I became a mom."

Baby Hairstyles.

What price beauty?

'Guy comes up with one interesting theory about special relativity, suddenly he thinks he's freakin' Einstein,'

One of the Ten Best Hair Days of the Year

Curling your hair for no reason

Military style hedgehog

"I'm on a tight budget. Make it look like I cut at myself."

"Nice haircut."

"Waving the hat keeps the cattle moving and lets my hair get some highlights."

"Like my new haircut?"

"It's nice but I'm starting to think we should just wait for his real hair to grow in."

Lawyer to bad hair lady: 'It's difficult to establish pain and suffering based on a bad hair day.'

'There! Now you won't get tangles!'

Cleaner dusting under man's toupee.

"I'm sick of the same old thing. How about frosting and sprinkles?"

Girl's hair comes unfastened as a dance is about to begin

Hair: Full Cut / Beer: Half Cut

The Brazilian Blow dry

'Your honor, if I may digress for a moment, who does your hair?'

"Fancy dyeing your hair white so everyone could see it was you who played a shocker!"

"We have a very special relationship with our barber."