Hairball Warrior Gifts

"Dear Diary: Today I ate, groomed, napped. Ate, groomed, napped. Ate, groomed, napped ... HAIRBALL!!"

Polar bear bowling alley

'okay...where did you hide it?'

'Care to gaze upon the peaceful blanket of snow before I send the kids out?'

"OK-WHO THREW THAT..??

'You bought an F-14 equipped with an internal 20 mm vulcan gatling-type paintball gun? I think you might be taking this paintball thing a little too seriously!'

"It had to go - there were historical links with slavery."

Militant Pacifists

'I'll take ten, please.'

Greco-polar wrestling

"The key is to keep the momentum going when you're establishing the base of the snowman..."

Man in artic weather playing sport with snow balls

'Thank God, no tasers in my day!'

'Lost in the Jungle I found this Buddhist retreat...'

Paul Gilbert.

'It doesn't look good, sir - the enemy is amassing vacuum cleaners along our southern border.'

Tai Chi vs. Chai Tea

'Is it my imagination, or has this suddenly become harder to push?'

Calm in the Face of Chaos

Skiers rolling down slope in snow

'War is heck!'

'I could be wrong, but I think Frank brought in a ringer.'

"Namaste! The divinity in me versus the divinity in you!"

Conversations With The Missing Link.

'I can never do anything with my hair phobia.'

'You really need to get some balls.'

'Want to have a snow ball battle?'

'If environmentalism grows any more powerful, I'll have to rail against it too.'

'Democracy? I thought we were spreading love.'

That thing you threw up was only a hairball.

Bears throwing snowballs at a man on a snowmobile.

'I got GI Joe Peace for my birthday.'

Polar Bears Bowling.

'Oi! Mind where you're going!'

Hippy fighting off medicine.