Sno-ball Warrior Gifts

'You really need to get some balls.'

A child stands behind a stand piled high with snowballs and a sign that reads "Hand-crafted snowballs 25¢".

Boy rolled into a snowball

Polar bear bowling alley

"If they want a snowball fight, then I'll give them one."

'okay...where did you hide it?'

"OK-WHO THREW THAT..??

'Care to gaze upon the peaceful blanket of snow before I send the kids out?'

"Dear Diary: Today I ate, groomed, napped. Ate, groomed, napped. Ate, groomed, napped ... HAIRBALL!!"

'I made them during the blizzard in January. Whad'ya say we go liven up my sister's pool party?'

'Being angry about shovelling snow will only make it harder for you, daddy...you need to just accept the snow...instead of thinking of it as a chore, you hate, make friends with it.'

'I'll take ten, please.'

Man throws snowball for dog, and dog returns stuck in giant snowball.

CSI: Alaska. "What have we got, Ted?" "Looks like a snowball with a rock in it...I'll know more when I get it back to the lab."

"Is that snow? We never get snow around here...what do we do?"

Man in artic weather playing sport with snow balls

"Apply a snowball for twenty minutes every two to four hours."

"The key is to keep the momentum going when you're establishing the base of the snowman..."

Boy accidentally hits a man with a snowball

Greco-polar wrestling

'No, I'm not running rabbits past your snow fort!'

Snowman throws snowball at Santa.

Polar bears throwing snowballs at each other.

"This is the coldest winter I can remember."

Throwing snowballs: Ow! That one had a potato inside!

Don't you like it, Dad?

Snowballs!

Snowmans Revenge

Snowball Fight With Santa

To scare the pants off of kids who threw snowballs at his car, Ray outfitted it with exploding fake body panels.

'Sales has challenged us to a snowball fight.'

'Is it my imagination, or has this suddenly become harder to push?'

"I shoveled 5 driveways and made $40."

'War is heck!'

"This is just the kind of thing healthcare reform should be trying to stop."