Hairball Heroes Gifts

'It doesn't look good, sir - the enemy is amassing vacuum cleaners along our southern border.'

Haircuts

Shampoo.

'Guy comes up with one interesting theory about special relativity, suddenly he thinks he's freakin' Einstein,'

My Bangs: A Play in 5 Acts

"Dear Diary: Today I ate, groomed, napped. Ate, groomed, napped. Ate, groomed, napped ... HAIRBALL!!"

'The country is awfully deep, but the falling is delightfully soft and safe'

"Will I lose my hare?"

Lasso

Cowboy Snowman: 'DRAW!' Two Cowboy Snowmen about to fight it out using their hot air Hairdryers

'He wants some hair restorer for his birthday.'

'How would I like it? How about like it was before you ruffled it?'

A man with a look alike lion's mane hair style.

"Number two all over but leave it shaggy on top"

'Sorry Mum, but the silly haircut kind of ruins my body builder image...'

Llama training

"Is there room for me?"

Moses parts the Red Sea.

Real men have facial hair.

"We're running late. Just pick a facial expression already."

"Oh and, incidentally, Whit, I'm afraid there's room for only one haircut like this around here."

Barber Shop in the Coronavirus Age

Barbershop customer's reflection mocks his haircut.

'Will I outgrow my hair like you when I grow up?'

"Look, I just need a cool haircut."

The Marcel Wave

Army barber says: 'Don't say 'Surprise me', soldier. I've never managed that yet.'

The Fashion for Elaborate Hairstyles

Rapunzel on prom night.

'Well I'm pretty hacked off myself - this headset is ruining my hair.'

'I've stood by you through thick and thin.'

Afro comb farmer - "That's a fine looking afro comb you're growin there, Jeb."

"Hey... Where'd everybody go?"

"Boy, she has a new look."

'How long has it been since you had a shearing?'