Hairball Heroes Mugs

'It doesn't look good, sir - the enemy is amassing vacuum cleaners along our southern border.'

Haircuts

Shampoo.

My Bangs: A Play in 5 Acts

'Guy comes up with one interesting theory about special relativity, suddenly he thinks he's freakin' Einstein,'

"Dear Diary: Today I ate, groomed, napped. Ate, groomed, napped. Ate, groomed, napped ... HAIRBALL!!"

'The country is awfully deep, but the falling is delightfully soft and safe'

"Will I lose my hare?"

Lasso

Cowboy Snowman: 'DRAW!' Two Cowboy Snowmen about to fight it out using their hot air Hairdryers

'He wants some hair restorer for his birthday.'

"Number two all over but leave it shaggy on top"

'Sorry Mum, but the silly haircut kind of ruins my body builder image...'

'How would I like it? How about like it was before you ruffled it?'

A man with a look alike lion's mane hair style.

Llama training

"We're running late. Just pick a facial expression already."

Moses parts the Red Sea.

The Marcel Wave

The Fashion for Elaborate Hairstyles

Barber Shop in the Coronavirus Age

"Is there room for me?"

'Will I outgrow my hair like you when I grow up?'

Barbershop customer's reflection mocks his haircut.

"Look, I just need a cool haircut."

"Oh and, incidentally, Whit, I'm afraid there's room for only one haircut like this around here."

Army barber says: 'Don't say 'Surprise me', soldier. I've never managed that yet.'

Real men have facial hair.

Rapunzel on prom night.

Afro comb farmer - "That's a fine looking afro comb you're growin there, Jeb."

'I've stood by you through thick and thin.'

Man using 'Big N-Sexy Hair Gel'.

"I washed it last night- now I can't do a damn thing with it!"

"Hey... Where'd everybody go?"

'Well I'm pretty hacked off myself - this headset is ruining my hair.'