Hairball Hero Mugs

'I think the dog's about to shed.'

Haircuts

Shampoo.

"Dear Diary: Today I ate, groomed, napped. Ate, groomed, napped. Ate, groomed, napped ... HAIRBALL!!"

'The country is awfully deep, but the falling is delightfully soft and safe'

Mail Pattern Baldness - A man with a bald patch in the form of a mailing envelope.

"Will I lose my hare?"

Lasso

Male Pattern Baldness

Cowboy Snowman: 'DRAW!' Two Cowboy Snowmen about to fight it out using their hot air Hairdryers

'He wants some hair restorer for his birthday.'

Your male pattern baldness is partly genetic and partly hereditary.

'It doesn't look good, sir - the enemy is amassing vacuum cleaners along our southern border.'

"Number two all over but leave it shaggy on top"

'The hair plugs are that noticeable, huh?'

A man with a look alike lion's mane hair style.

'Sorry Mum, but the silly haircut kind of ruins my body builder image...'

Llama training

"Look, I just need a cool haircut."

Barbershop customer's reflection mocks his haircut.

"We're running late. Just pick a facial expression already."

"Oh and, incidentally, Whit, I'm afraid there's room for only one haircut like this around here."

The Marcel Wave

The Fashion for Elaborate Hairstyles

Real men have facial hair.

"I knew there would be a time I could wear them without destroying my feet."

Rapunzel on prom night.

"Boy, she has a new look."

'Well I'm pretty hacked off myself - this headset is ruining my hair.'

Barn Wedding

'I've stood by you through thick and thin.'

Comb over club.

"The only thing getting thinner, is my hair."

"Hey... Where'd everybody go?"

'How long has it been since you had a shearing?'