Hairball Hero T-Shirts

'I think the dog's about to shed.'

Haircuts

Shampoo.

"Dear Diary: Today I ate, groomed, napped. Ate, groomed, napped. Ate, groomed, napped ... HAIRBALL!!"

Mail Pattern Baldness - A man with a bald patch in the form of a mailing envelope.

'The country is awfully deep, but the falling is delightfully soft and safe'

"Will I lose my hare?"

Lasso

Male Pattern Baldness

Cowboy Snowman: 'DRAW!' Two Cowboy Snowmen about to fight it out using their hot air Hairdryers

'He wants some hair restorer for his birthday.'

Your male pattern baldness is partly genetic and partly hereditary.

'Sorry Mum, but the silly haircut kind of ruins my body builder image...'

"Number two all over but leave it shaggy on top"

'The hair plugs are that noticeable, huh?'

A man with a look alike lion's mane hair style.

'It doesn't look good, sir - the enemy is amassing vacuum cleaners along our southern border.'

Llama training

Barbershop customer's reflection mocks his haircut.

"Oh and, incidentally, Whit, I'm afraid there's room for only one haircut like this around here."

"We're running late. Just pick a facial expression already."

The Fashion for Elaborate Hairstyles

The Marcel Wave

Real men have facial hair.

"Look, I just need a cool haircut."

"I knew there would be a time I could wear them without destroying my feet."

Rapunzel on prom night.

'Well I'm pretty hacked off myself - this headset is ruining my hair.'

"Boy, she has a new look."

'I've stood by you through thick and thin.'

"Hey... Where'd everybody go?"

Professor Axxis feels naked jogging without his toupee.

"The only thing getting thinner, is my hair."

That thing you threw up was only a hairball.

Comb over club.