Hairball Warrior T-Shirts

"Dear Diary: Today I ate, groomed, napped. Ate, groomed, napped. Ate, groomed, napped ... HAIRBALL!!"

'okay...where did you hide it?'

'Care to gaze upon the peaceful blanket of snow before I send the kids out?'

"OK-WHO THREW THAT..??

'You bought an F-14 equipped with an internal 20 mm vulcan gatling-type paintball gun? I think you might be taking this paintball thing a little too seriously!'

"It had to go - there were historical links with slavery."

Militant Pacifists

'I'll take ten, please.'

Man in artic weather playing sport with snow balls

"The key is to keep the momentum going when you're establishing the base of the snowman..."

Greco-polar wrestling

'Thank God, no tasers in my day!'

'It doesn't look good, sir - the enemy is amassing vacuum cleaners along our southern border.'

'Lost in the Jungle I found this Buddhist retreat...'

Tai Chi vs. Chai Tea

'Is it my imagination, or has this suddenly become harder to push?'

Calm in the Face of Chaos

Conversations With The Missing Link.

"Namaste! The divinity in me versus the divinity in you!"

'I could be wrong, but I think Frank brought in a ringer.'

Skiers rolling down slope in snow

'War is heck!'

'I can never do anything with my hair phobia.'

'You really need to get some balls.'

'Want to have a snow ball battle?'

Bears throwing snowballs at a man on a snowmobile.

'If environmentalism grows any more powerful, I'll have to rail against it too.'

'I got GI Joe Peace for my birthday.'

'Democracy? I thought we were spreading love.'

That thing you threw up was only a hairball.

Hippy fighting off medicine.