Hair-volution Buffs Gifts

"Not too much off my back."

"Walk, hell- I gotta dance."

My Bangs: A Play in 5 Acts

'Typical man - why can't he just ask for directions?'

'Humans do it, why couldn't we? Instead of chasing food, we could breed it: It's all explained in my report...'

"Went with the hair plugs I see."

We micro-grafted all the hairs from the back of your head to the top and now we've completely covered your bald spot.'

Quick Spring Fling

"Some dinosaurs died out more quickly than others" "You want some?"

"The one day we decided 'To hell with hair!' "

'He wants some hair restorer for his birthday.'

'We've discovered a new breed of shark tat has evolved is dorsal fin to disguise itself,'

"Finish your anchovies and then you can evolve."

Hunter-Gatherer, Agriculture, Services, Tech. . . Job-Hunter-Gatherer.

'If you think using a stick is evolutionary, wait till you try one these dipped in chocolate.'

A man with a look alike lion's mane hair style.

'You asked for the 'Cartoonists' Cut'. You got the Cartoonists' Cut'. What's the problem?'

Gerald seems to have turned into a Viking during lockdown

'It just needs tidying up a bit.'

"I decided to go on land after I got the sneaker deal."

Bad hair day.

Barbershop customer's reflection mocks his haircut.

"Look, I just need a cool haircut."

He'll do your hair afterward if you ask nicely.

Worm humour

"The sideburns really do nothing for me!"

"These images clearly show we were here long before mankind."

"Professor, just how long did you say that evolution thing takes?"

First Attempts: Wright Brothers. Hair-plane.

Rapunzel on prom night.

'You never had it so good! Just wait! You'll come crawling back to me!'

"Really? You should have seen how long my hair was when I was a civil rights attorney."

Natural Selection vending machine.

"How far back does your religion allow people to go to heaven? Neanderthals? Homo Habilis? Pliopithecus? Or only Homo Sapiens?"

'I'm not sure I like this 'bipedalism' stuff - I just got SLAPPED!'