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"Not too much off my back."

"Walk, hell- I gotta dance."

My Bangs: A Play in 5 Acts

'Typical man - why can't he just ask for directions?'

"Went with the hair plugs I see."

'Humans do it, why couldn't we? Instead of chasing food, we could breed it: It's all explained in my report...'

We micro-grafted all the hairs from the back of your head to the top and now we've completely covered your bald spot.'

Quick Spring Fling

"Some dinosaurs died out more quickly than others" "You want some?"

'He wants some hair restorer for his birthday.'

"The one day we decided 'To hell with hair!' "

Hunter-Gatherer, Agriculture, Services, Tech. . . Job-Hunter-Gatherer.

A man with a look alike lion's mane hair style.

Gerald seems to have turned into a Viking during lockdown

'You asked for the 'Cartoonists' Cut'. You got the Cartoonists' Cut'. What's the problem?'

"Finish your anchovies and then you can evolve."

'If you think using a stick is evolutionary, wait till you try one these dipped in chocolate.'

'It just needs tidying up a bit.'

"I decided to go on land after I got the sneaker deal."

"The sideburns really do nothing for me!"

Bad hair day.

Worm humour

Barbershop customer's reflection mocks his haircut.

"Look, I just need a cool haircut."

"Professor, just how long did you say that evolution thing takes?"

Rapunzel on prom night.

'You never had it so good! Just wait! You'll come crawling back to me!'

Natural Selection vending machine.

"Really? You should have seen how long my hair was when I was a civil rights attorney."

Comb over club.

'You know, you shouldn't make the evolutionary jump from water to land until an hour after you eat.'

"How far back does your religion allow people to go to heaven? Neanderthals? Homo Habilis? Pliopithecus? Or only Homo Sapiens?"