Hair Buff Gifts

COUNCIL OF ECONOMIC ADVISORS, 'Really? -- I heard the same theory from MY barber.'

Lady drying hair whilst on exercise bike.

Joe's 'Take Responsibility For Your Own Actions' Bar.

Meanwhile in Hollywood

'I ask her to make up her mind. So she powders her forehead.'

'Hey, want to go to the beach ...I mean ...the birdbath?'

"Eternally youthful complexion? Here's the deal. Never go out in the sun. Never eat dessert. And, for God's sake, don't smile."

Sheep In Curlers

"Love the bag, Stell! Very career."

Do you think I'm sixty?

The Cat Spa

'This facial cream is called 'High Definition'...it brings out beauty in sharp, wonderful detail.'

Get on with it!

"Went with the hair plugs I see."

'Of course she hasn't aged a bit. She's married to a plastic surgeon!'

"Wow, your mane looks fantastic! New conditioner?"

"Yikes! So many foundations, so little time."

"Which should we go see: the straight romantic comedy where the heroine's best friend is a gay man, or the gay romantic comedy where the hero's best friend is a straight woman?"

Two men in barber shop

Man with long beard looks at centerfold in Beard Monthly magazine.

"Here they come: Detox and Botox."

'Will the surgery leave a scar?'

'McWit, I'd like to talk to you about your blood classification system.'

MD - Cosmetic Surgery and Investment Portfolio Makeovers.

'Of course I'll love you when you 'go grey'... Why shouldn't I... I've loved you through six other shades!'

Melanie Griffith

Parrot looking in mirror has feather headdress options.

Woody Allen

Level up your game with a MANicure.

"No threat detected. Their vast resources are spent on lasers that combat wrinkles and unwanted hair."

"Apricot pit?! Are you kidding, Mister? This stuff knocks raw avocado and almond nut outta the water!!!"

'Mirror, mirror on the wall, who's is the fairest arse of all?'

"I'm afraid that's a wrap for this session!"

"Did you get some work done?"

Morgan Freeman