Hair Buff Pillows

COUNCIL OF ECONOMIC ADVISORS, 'Really? -- I heard the same theory from MY barber.'

Lady drying hair whilst on exercise bike.

Meanwhile in Hollywood

Joe's 'Take Responsibility For Your Own Actions' Bar.

'I ask her to make up her mind. So she powders her forehead.'

'Hey, want to go to the beach ...I mean ...the birdbath?'

"Eternally youthful complexion? Here's the deal. Never go out in the sun. Never eat dessert. And, for God's sake, don't smile."

The Cat Spa

Do you think I'm sixty?

Sheep In Curlers

Get on with it!

'This facial cream is called 'High Definition'...it brings out beauty in sharp, wonderful detail.'

"Love the bag, Stell! Very career."

"Wow, your mane looks fantastic! New conditioner?"

'Of course she hasn't aged a bit. She's married to a plastic surgeon!'

"Went with the hair plugs I see."

"Which should we go see: the straight romantic comedy where the heroine's best friend is a gay man, or the gay romantic comedy where the hero's best friend is a straight woman?"

"Yikes! So many foundations, so little time."

Man with long beard looks at centerfold in Beard Monthly magazine.

"Here they come: Detox and Botox."

Two men in barber shop

'Will the surgery leave a scar?'

'McWit, I'd like to talk to you about your blood classification system.'

MD - Cosmetic Surgery and Investment Portfolio Makeovers.

"I'm afraid that's a wrap for this session!"

'Mirror, mirror on the wall, who's is the fairest arse of all?'

'Of course I'll love you when you 'go grey'... Why shouldn't I... I've loved you through six other shades!'

Level up your game with a MANicure.

Parrot looking in mirror has feather headdress options.

"Apricot pit?! Are you kidding, Mister? This stuff knocks raw avocado and almond nut outta the water!!!"

"No threat detected. Their vast resources are spent on lasers that combat wrinkles and unwanted hair."

Barristers wearing clothes pegs to overcome a bad smell

'Fake tan, fake hair, fake boobs, - You sound like the real deal - you're hired.'