Nose Buff Pillows

Barristers wearing clothes pegs to overcome a bad smell

"We're freaky February hares, the mad march ones have vanished due to global warming."

'I believe the murderer is in this very room.'

"I guess one of the bunnies was a boy after all!"

'My dentist recommended it.'

"'Routine examination' were the only two words in the doctor's mind when he placed the stethoscope on..."

'He's not my Daddy: He's my great great grandfather...'

How can you be so sure this is Farmer Phillip's Farm?

Parrot looking in mirror has feather headdress options.

'Carrot salad, carrot casserole, carrot juice, carrot cake - I want steak!'

WH Wiff's Bookseller - Now Out! Runaway Bestseller.

Easter bunny Island.

'Good God! You want paternity leave again! That'll be the sixth time this year!'

Despite his perfect 'Poker Face'. the others always seemed to know when Toby had a good hand...

"Whoa. How deep is that powder?" "You'll have to ask my wife. I'm standing on her shoulders."

The Pocket Knife Tool Belt

'Good! And now - by simply shifting your weight - begin to carve a wide, slow turn across the slope.'

"My art dealer assured me people will think it's worth a lot mo is."re than it

Hungry rabbit attacking carrot nose of snowman.

"My secretary just made me aware of the necessity of investing in the beauty industry."

"That chew toy was boring, so I got on your computer. Apparently, neither one of you has a clue about basic computer security and maintenance."

"I don't really have a favourite. I love you both equally."

'What sort of silly planning is this?...I've got fingernails but no teeth to chew them with.'

"Hi! It's me...I've gone off the rails"

If Jesus had been a rabbit...

The Impractical Guide to Babies: 'Get out of me!'

Preparing to paint an un-still life.

Rabbit rabbit

We've had a lot of power cuts lately, but but don't worry we have a back up system.

'Since I also believe you are a rabbit, Mr Curtlow, I am uncertain as to how to proceed.'

Police Lineup

Richard Adams.

"What The Hell Did You Say To Him?"

'If you ask me I think they've taken over the place!'

"That's the strongest teeth whitener we carry. Smile in the dark and your mouth becomes a night light."