Hair Styling Buff Pillows

Medusa Beach Hair

Lady drying hair whilst on exercise bike.

"Yes, they're hair extensions, but you have to agree, I look fabulous..."

Lesser known greek gods,

Beauty is in the eye of the manipulator.

Shampoo.

Hair Crop Circle

"I can never get my sunglasses on my head the way my hairdresser does"

Monkey Curling Lion's Mane.

Pampered and poodled.

Meanwhile in Hollywood

Lego Haircut

'I ask her to make up her mind. So she powders her forehead.'

'Sure I'm late. . . I not only have to get ready for school. . . now I have to get ready in case some idiot takes my picture for YouTube.'

'You look gorgeous, honey! I love it when you wear your tentacles 'up'.'

' It's a bit of an anti climax - I've washed it but I can't go any where ! '

'Hey, want to go to the beach ...I mean ...the birdbath?'

"Can you give me a haircut that says, 'If you mess with my budget I'll rip out your soul, wring it like a dish towel, and drink it from a teacup'?"

"Eternally youthful complexion? Here's the deal. Never go out in the sun. Never eat dessert. And, for God's sake, don't smile."

'That'll be four thousand and eighty pounds please'

Do you think I'm sixty?

"Rapunzel's gone punk."

'This facial cream is called 'High Definition'...it brings out beauty in sharp, wonderful detail.'

The Cat Spa

Sheep In Curlers

' ... and this is the half bath.'

"I'm sick of the same old thing. How about frosting and sprinkles?"

"Wow, your mane looks fantastic! New conditioner?"

'Of course she hasn't aged a bit. She's married to a plastic surgeon!'

"Went with the hair plugs I see."

Beauty salon - Our hair color is to dye for!

"A shave and a shine."

The barber

"Wait, mister Samson. The manager said he'll give you a full refund and a year's worth of free stylings."

"I'm thinkin' blond."