Hair Style Scribe Gifts

Very Critical.

"More rescue efforts, less screenplay."

"For just one monkey in front of one typewriter you've come up with some amazing stuff."

"The robots have become self-aware and self-loathing. Now all they do is write novels."

Bob woke up in a pile of notes, some scrawled so quickly that no one could decode them. He remembered nothing of the night before, except... yes, a fleeting glimpse of the writer's moon.

Script/Director/Producer/Decency Panel.

"I had that dream again where you're writing down all my fears and anxieties and working them into a screenplay."

Waiting Room For Godot.

Writer breaks in new electric typewriter.

"I see he finally got rid of that idiotic comb-over."

The last of the mullet.

A writer goes sailing.

'We have the ideas for product placement and now all we need is the script.'

TV announcement: 'The Consumer Product Safety Commission today announced the recall of all E-Z Reclino-Mat chairs sold between ...'

"Well yes, I could prescribe glasses, but frankly, just cutting your fringe would probably work better..."

'That one is a real bargain if you don't mind the chin strap.'

"I'm writing a novel, but it's hard to find alone time."

'Sorry, your resume isn't funny enough.'

"But you got some good reviews too, yeah?"

"She works best in hex mode."

'It's not his name - It's what he does all the time.'

"Lose the man bun and shave your head."

'Your story is extremely sexist, dubious and dumb, the characters are one-dimensional and primitive. In other words - you wrote a bestseller, mister!'

"Polishing my mouse just doesn't have the same calming effect as sharpening my pencil."

"Sure, I wanted my hair back, but not my seventies hair."

"Philosopical argument needs an elephant in the room. Can you handle it, sweetie?"

In return would you please spend some of my money on a haircut.

"And that's my guardian angel!"

'Wait till you meet him, Mom! He reads books, has a checking account, and can even write script!'

"Copywriting is too 'writing.'"

The Pen is Mightier than the Sword

Traveling with caution

"How she does her hair is a bit of a mystery."