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Your hats off! Salon now open

Pampered and poodled.

What price beauty?

"Every Thursday I do her nails."

"That conditioner you recommended didn't do a damn bit of good."

Great job on the color! Thanks. It looks totally natural. Hi, Twig! Hey. Success! She didn't notice. "Mom dyed her hair with Gatorade."

'Well you tried, but be sure to keep Proof of Purchase.'

"You get your hair from your father's side..."

The quarantine self cut.

'Here you are Dear, here's a fiver. Go in there and have them make you look like a million dollars.'

Beauty Bee

'You don't have to worry about me, I just want to know who does your nails.'

I can't do anything with my hair. It doesn't like to go to movies or concerts, or play games. It's just really dull.

"Ed can't figure out if we're having our nails waxed and our faces painted, or our nails painted and faces waxed."

"So what's your success rate?"

'My best client? You must be kidding. When she comes I work like for four people but I only receive one person's tips.'

A robber halds up a hair salon with a hairdryer pointed at the customers - 'Hand over all your hair restorer or I'll blow you away!'

Restaurant with sign reading 'We're open... Good luck'.

'I like doing shampoos, it gets your hands clean.'

"I'm just going to te hairdressers. They've got some new gossip in."

"The cost of a haircut? It depends on what's in your underpants."

Skyscrapers made from hair (colour).

God's Manicure.

"This time lick my entire body."

'I could have sworn you asked if I wanted to go to the saloon.'

"Can you loosen it a bit Andre, I can't close my eyes"

Nail Bar

Squirrel Salon

Medusa gets a trim.

"Shall I give your eyebrows a little touch up, Miss?"

50 Shades of Brown: Tanning Salon

Queen with a crown-shaped hairdryer.

The usual? My daughter's all over me about dyeing my hair. I want to go totally natural! Fine. Which would you like? Natural ash, honest honey or real platinum blonde? Which does Mother Nature use?

Man mugging women on the way out of the hairdressers using a hairdryer: 'Hand over the purse or the bouffant gets it.'

Social distance in restaurants