Reopening Of A Business T-Shirts

"Those tables are for social distancing."

Important Food Groups

"Ahh... don't you just LOVE that new, re-organized-under-bankruptcy-protection smell?"

Brew 'N' Brouhaha

Auto parts, Lite Puff Pastries, & Health Insurance Exchange.

Golden parachutes inc. - 'Our pleas for bail-out funds were ignored.'

Kentucky Fried Horse

Florist "Say it with cacti"

"For an up to date picture, I suggest we reconvene under the table."

Line on graph goes right through floor.

"We thought about a restaurant and decided we were more of a bookstore."

'We're e-bankrupt.'

Smoke and Mirrors: Harold couldn't work out why his new store wasn't getting any customers.

Sales

The Reaper's Arms

Small Businesses Go Under.

"I've never seen Tia Carmen so excited about a grand opening."

"Mr. Joyner, while you were out, your carefully constructed financial empire collapsed like a house of cards."

"Can I dress business casual even though I lost our business?"

Our changing neighborhood: new store openings.

Ino & Frieda's 'Bed and Bagel'

'How do I qualify for the 'Preferred Customer Discount' you're advertising?' 'Do you have a pulse?'

Ed discovers that building his greenhoue outside the leftfield wall was a huge mistake!

Mom & Pop General Store - Going Out of Business Slowly But Surely

"We got a report that you're rolling in dough."

"According to the most recent report, we have no recourse but to abandon ship."

A creamery, beanery and owlery.

Shop signs: then vs. now

Theater Owner Who Refused To Convert To Digital Projection.

"I'm sorry, this is all very embarrassing but we've decided to open a pub together."

'Business is very good. We'll soon be moving to smaller premises.'

Grand Opening and Closing Down Sale simultaneously occurring.

"Tim hasn't felt comfortable coming back into the office but he has sent some of his thoughts."

"Excuse me...but there are hairs in my soup. I think we should be supportive when our friends open a business. But sometimes I wonder...what are they thinking?"

"You really think they'll come back to the hill after they've gotten used to working remotely?"