Hair Salon Reopening Gifts

Your hats off! Salon now open

Pampered and poodled.

What price beauty?

"Every Thursday I do her nails."

"That conditioner you recommended didn't do a damn bit of good."

'Well you tried, but be sure to keep Proof of Purchase.'

"You get your hair from your father's side..."

The quarantine self cut.

'Here you are Dear, here's a fiver. Go in there and have them make you look like a million dollars.'

'You don't have to worry about me, I just want to know who does your nails.'

Beauty Bee

I can't do anything with my hair. It doesn't like to go to movies or concerts, or play games. It's just really dull.

"Ed can't figure out if we're having our nails waxed and our faces painted, or our nails painted and faces waxed."

"So what's your success rate?"

'My best client? You must be kidding. When she comes I work like for four people but I only receive one person's tips.'

A robber halds up a hair salon with a hairdryer pointed at the customers - 'Hand over all your hair restorer or I'll blow you away!'

"The cost of a haircut? It depends on what's in your underpants."

'I like doing shampoos, it gets your hands clean.'

Restaurant with sign reading 'We're open... Good luck'.

God's Manicure.

"This time lick my entire body."

Skyscrapers made from hair (colour).

"I'm just going to te hairdressers. They've got some new gossip in."

'I could have sworn you asked if I wanted to go to the saloon.'

"Can you loosen it a bit Andre, I can't close my eyes"

Medusa gets a trim.

Squirrel Salon

50 Shades of Brown: Tanning Salon

Queen with a crown-shaped hairdryer.

Nail Bar

"Shall I give your eyebrows a little touch up, Miss?"

Man mugging women on the way out of the hairdressers using a hairdryer: 'Hand over the purse or the bouffant gets it.'

'My youngest provides me free mud.'

Social distance in restaurants