Hair Products Pillows

"I think you've got too much moose in your hair."

'Something for the weekend, Sir?'

"Renk just discovered beard oil."

Shampoo.

Express Barber Chair for Chemo Patients

"The bottle says that 'Extreme Hair Growth' is a rare side effect of this medication."

Rapunzel in the Morning

'We've got a special this week on nose hairs!'

"I brought you a wig because you said you like long hair."

My Bangs: A Play in 5 Acts

One of the Ten Best Hair Days of the Year

"I'm here for the hair."

'I'm going to have to cut it - Daddy is complaining about the shampoo bill again.'

Sheep In Curlers

Ed's receding hairline!

"Tell me more about your fear of going bald."

'Of course I want a short back and sides. I've only got a back and sides.'

Hair Traffic control.

INSTANT GREY HAIR TREATMENT.

"Mirror, mirror on the wall, what is up with my hair?!"

Adult Barbershop

'I washed the gray right out of my hair, but now I can't get the gray out of my tub.'

Square Cut

"As the years go by, and my hair recedes, I comb my parting with such sweet sorrow."

We micro-grafted all the hairs from the back of your head to the top and now we've completely covered your bald spot.'

Express Barber Chair. 10 Hairs or Less

"Of course, it's MY hair - I've still got the receipt!"

Half-Price Haircut and Half-Cut Price Hair.

Missing my hair.

'Doris,I told you not to use that sweet smelling Hair spray.'

"Will I lose my hare?"

The barber

Operation Chrome Dome.

"I'm number 846 on my salon's wait list. You?"