Hair Products Gifts

"I think you've got too much moose in your hair."

'Something for the weekend, Sir?'

"Renk just discovered beard oil."

"The bottle says that 'Extreme Hair Growth' is a rare side effect of this medication."

Shampoo.

Express Barber Chair for Chemo Patients

Rapunzel in the Morning

"Let's try for dignified yet playful, while maintaining the spirit of preservation."

Not you. Your hair.

'We've got a special this week on nose hairs!'

"I brought you a wig because you said you like long hair."

My Bangs: A Play in 5 Acts

One of the Ten Best Hair Days of the Year

"Tell me more about your fear of going bald."

"I'm here for the hair."

'I'm going to have to cut it - Daddy is complaining about the shampoo bill again.'

Sheep In Curlers

Ed's receding hairline!

'Of course I want a short back and sides. I've only got a back and sides.'

Hair Traffic control.

INSTANT GREY HAIR TREATMENT.

"Of course, it's MY hair - I've still got the receipt!"

Square Cut

Half-Price Haircut and Half-Cut Price Hair.

"As the years go by, and my hair recedes, I comb my parting with such sweet sorrow."

Express Barber Chair. 10 Hairs or Less

"Mirror, mirror on the wall, what is up with my hair?!"

We micro-grafted all the hairs from the back of your head to the top and now we've completely covered your bald spot.'

Adult Barbershop

'Doris,I told you not to use that sweet smelling Hair spray.'

'I washed the gray right out of my hair, but now I can't get the gray out of my tub.'

Missing my hair.

"Will I lose my hare?"

The barber

Operation Chrome Dome.