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'I think you're on to something, Langdon. Perhaps we should try for a lot of LITTLE hairs instead.'

"Renk just discovered beard oil."

"This is going to make the most amazing driftwood table."

Lego Haircut

'She dressed herself this morning.'

Texturing the Walls

'...so I simply combined my love of beards with my love of tattoos and this was the result!'

"Like my new haircut?"

"I don’t know, Margaret. She looks like the type who makes exotic stuffings."

We micro-grafted all the hairs from the back of your head to the top and now we've completely covered your bald spot.'

'This was designed for people who have mastered easy chairs and want to attempt something more difficult.'

Caveman applying wallpaper cave paintings

"A Leading cosmetics company believes our drilling mud would ake an excellent skincare product."

'Now Gregory needed an investor to take his Gentlemen's Lavatory Tongs from dream to reality.'

"It's expensive because it connects to the internet."

'He doesn't seem to like my haircut.'

"Anyone who laughs at my new haircut will be subjected to immediate termination."

"We're making progress."

'Welcome home, dear. While you were away I redecorated...'

'Actually, we're having trouble finding people to test the damn thing.'

A woman uses the reflection of a man's bald head to put on lipstick.

'Why are you putting laundry soap into the proton anti-matter warp drive engine?'

'I ran into a whittler.'

Pumping up wig in blender.

"It's a new way to stretch leftovers. Saw it in Homeopathy Now."

"All we've come up with so far is that new meatloaf."

"With all this wearable tech, I wish they'd come up with a smart belt."

Mutant Mootunes - Pete Poodle Pants

"That one is non-wash. Also no ironing is required."

'...and all of our power suits come with a complimentary surge protector.'

"I don't really have the skirt for this blouse."

e-procurement

I've found the designer gene.

'I think of it as mending pants, not splicing jeans.'