Hair-loss Innovators T-Shirts

Bob always kept a spare key hidden under the rug.

"Renk just discovered beard oil."

A man sprays his bald head with "Spray Hair" to make it seem as thought he has hair.

Lego Haircut

We micro-grafted all the hairs from the back of your head to the top and now we've completely covered your bald spot.'

Mail Pattern Baldness - A man with a bald patch in the form of a mailing envelope.

Male Pattern Baldness

"A Leading cosmetics company believes our drilling mud would ake an excellent skincare product."

New Hair Cloning Technology.

Your male pattern baldness is partly genetic and partly hereditary.

'Now Gregory needed an investor to take his Gentlemen's Lavatory Tongs from dream to reality.'

A woman uses the reflection of a man's bald head to put on lipstick.

''Just face it - you're going bald.'

'The hair plugs are that noticeable, huh?'

Pumping up wig in blender.

"Get out of that chair! Frank and Bernice will be here in an hour and I really don't want to spend half of that time cleaning cat hair off the furniture."

Conversations With The Missing Link.

"Tales of the Bungee Leash"

Cornrows

"You're not losing your hair Dad, it's right here in your comb."

"I'm sure Jesus wouldn't approve of a man bun in church."

'No wonder it's blocked! How can she moult so much and not be bald?'

'I think you're on to something, Langdon. Perhaps we should try for a lot of LITTLE hairs instead.'

'Punk Rapunzel'

'I see they're having a wig sale down at Carpeteria.'

'Moss suits you.'

"Robert is losing his hair...and his mind simultaneously."

Punk

'Uh... what are you going for, exactly?'

Strategic Growth.

"The usual, sir?" "Yes, please."

Dot did her best to conceal the fact she was having a bad bum day!

Akme Hair Removal and Waxing

"If men spent time on hair removal, nothing would ever happen in the world, ever."

Your male pattern baldness is partly genetic and partly hereditary.