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Bob always kept a spare key hidden under the rug.

"Renk just discovered beard oil."

A man sprays his bald head with "Spray Hair" to make it seem as thought he has hair.

Lego Haircut

We micro-grafted all the hairs from the back of your head to the top and now we've completely covered your bald spot.'

Mail Pattern Baldness - A man with a bald patch in the form of a mailing envelope.

Male Pattern Baldness

"A Leading cosmetics company believes our drilling mud would ake an excellent skincare product."

Your male pattern baldness is partly genetic and partly hereditary.

New Hair Cloning Technology.

'Now Gregory needed an investor to take his Gentlemen's Lavatory Tongs from dream to reality.'

''Just face it - you're going bald.'

'The hair plugs are that noticeable, huh?'

Pumping up wig in blender.

A woman uses the reflection of a man's bald head to put on lipstick.

"Get out of that chair! Frank and Bernice will be here in an hour and I really don't want to spend half of that time cleaning cat hair off the furniture."

Conversations With The Missing Link.

"Tales of the Bungee Leash"

Cornrows

"You're not losing your hair Dad, it's right here in your comb."

"I'm sure Jesus wouldn't approve of a man bun in church."

'I think you're on to something, Langdon. Perhaps we should try for a lot of LITTLE hairs instead.'

'Punk Rapunzel'

'No wonder it's blocked! How can she moult so much and not be bald?'

Punk

"Robert is losing his hair...and his mind simultaneously."

'I see they're having a wig sale down at Carpeteria.'

'Moss suits you.'

Akme Hair Removal and Waxing

"The usual, sir?" "Yes, please."

Strategic Growth.

Dot did her best to conceal the fact she was having a bad bum day!

'Uh... what are you going for, exactly?'

"If men spent time on hair removal, nothing would ever happen in the world, ever."

Your male pattern baldness is partly genetic and partly hereditary.