''Just face it - you're going bald.'
Hair-loss Guru T-Shirts
Help them wear their confidence with pride! Our t-shirts for hair-loss gurus feature witty sayings and playful designs that celebrate their unique journey and bring a smile to every day.
A man sprays his bald head with "Spray Hair" to make it seem as thought he has hair.
Rapunzel in the Morning
'Wow, talk about shedding!'
"You're fortunate. Stubble looks really good on you."
"Our Big Hairy Audacious Goal is balding."
Girl's hair comes unfastened as a dance is about to begin
"You look ridiculous Ed. Why can't you just accept you're going bald and ditch the wig?"
Express Barber Chair. 10 Hairs or Less
Mail Pattern Baldness - A man with a bald patch in the form of a mailing envelope.
'I washed the gray right out of my hair, but now I can't get the gray out of my tub.'
"That conditioner you recommended didn't do a damn bit of good."
'Sorry I'm late - I couldn't stop doing things with it!'
The Hair Stylist of Seville
Male Pattern Baldness
RAPUNZELS BAD HAIR DAY.
Your male pattern baldness is partly genetic and partly hereditary.
'I'm sorry - but do you realize how much I was spending on shampoo and conditioner?'
'Now Gregory needed an investor to take his Gentlemen's Lavatory Tongs from dream to reality.'
'Honey, I need the Drano again!'
"It's about the 'air conditionin' - Two weeks I've 'ad the car and I've still got split ends!"
'Evergreen' my patootie.'
Medusa is at the hairdressers, her hair is being charmed by the stylist.
'The hair plugs are that noticeable, huh?'
'Honey, these split ends look terrible! What kind of shampoo have you been using?'
'Just a little off the top,please.'
"Be careful, there's a parrot in there somewhere!"
'Give it to me straight, Doc, what are the chances of a recession?'
'I like doing shampoos, it gets your hands clean.'
"Get out of that chair! Frank and Bernice will be here in an hour and I really don't want to spend half of that time cleaning cat hair off the furniture."
Conversations With The Missing Link.
A grave with an array of beauty products
Jo's Beauty Salon. On vacation. Closed for Summer. That's when things got ugly.
Rapunzel's Hair Extensions.
'I woke up today and decided to upgrade my image.'
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