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Pumping up wig in blender.

'Uh... what are you going for, exactly?'

"Renk just discovered beard oil."

"This is going to make the most amazing driftwood table."

Lego Haircut

"I brought you a wig because you said you like long hair."

'She dressed herself this morning.'

"Like my new haircut?"

'...so I simply combined my love of beards with my love of tattoos and this was the result!'

Texturing the Walls

We micro-grafted all the hairs from the back of your head to the top and now we've completely covered your bald spot.'

'This was designed for people who have mastered easy chairs and want to attempt something more difficult.'

'Still workin' on the beard, Jerry?'

"A Leading cosmetics company believes our drilling mud would ake an excellent skincare product."

'He doesn't seem to like my haircut.'

'Now Gregory needed an investor to take his Gentlemen's Lavatory Tongs from dream to reality.'

"It's expensive because it connects to the internet."

"Anyone who laughs at my new haircut will be subjected to immediate termination."

'Welcome home, dear. While you were away I redecorated...'

'I ran into a whittler.'

'Actually, we're having trouble finding people to test the damn thing.'

A woman uses the reflection of a man's bald head to put on lipstick.

'Why are you putting laundry soap into the proton anti-matter warp drive engine?'

Misguided Hairstyles of The Animal World.

Mutant Mootunes - Pete Poodle Pants

"With all this wearable tech, I wish they'd come up with a smart belt."

"Hey! Great haircut!!

'...and all of our power suits come with a complimentary surge protector.'

A man on a desert island fashions a bikini for himself.

Cornrows

'I think of it as mending pants, not splicing jeans.'

'Did I hear someone mention the return of elegance?'

'OK short back and sides but are we staying with the comb-over?'

I've found the designer gene.

"Lose the man bun and shave your head."