Hair Innovators Mugs

Pumping up wig in blender.

'Uh... what are you going for, exactly?'

"Renk just discovered beard oil."

"This is going to make the most amazing driftwood table."

Lego Haircut

"I brought you a wig because you said you like long hair."

'...so I simply combined my love of beards with my love of tattoos and this was the result!'

"Like my new haircut?"

'She dressed herself this morning.'

Texturing the Walls

'This was designed for people who have mastered easy chairs and want to attempt something more difficult.'

We micro-grafted all the hairs from the back of your head to the top and now we've completely covered your bald spot.'

'Still workin' on the beard, Jerry?'

'He doesn't seem to like my haircut.'

'Now Gregory needed an investor to take his Gentlemen's Lavatory Tongs from dream to reality.'

"It's expensive because it connects to the internet."

"A Leading cosmetics company believes our drilling mud would ake an excellent skincare product."

"Anyone who laughs at my new haircut will be subjected to immediate termination."

'Welcome home, dear. While you were away I redecorated...'

A woman uses the reflection of a man's bald head to put on lipstick.

'Why are you putting laundry soap into the proton anti-matter warp drive engine?'

'I ran into a whittler.'

Bun Lift

'Actually, we're having trouble finding people to test the damn thing.'

Misguided Hairstyles of The Animal World.

"Hey! Great haircut!!

Mutant Mootunes - Pete Poodle Pants

'...and all of our power suits come with a complimentary surge protector.'

"With all this wearable tech, I wish they'd come up with a smart belt."

His mane bun is just so wrong.

Cornrows

"Lose the man bun and shave your head."

'OK short back and sides but are we staying with the comb-over?'

'I think of it as mending pants, not splicing jeans.'

I've found the designer gene.