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'I think you're on to something, Langdon. Perhaps we should try for a lot of LITTLE hairs instead.'

"Renk just discovered beard oil."

"This is going to make the most amazing driftwood table."

Lego Haircut

'She dressed herself this morning.'

"I don’t know, Margaret. She looks like the type who makes exotic stuffings."

Texturing the Walls

'...so I simply combined my love of beards with my love of tattoos and this was the result!'

"Like my new haircut?"

'This was designed for people who have mastered easy chairs and want to attempt something more difficult.'

We micro-grafted all the hairs from the back of your head to the top and now we've completely covered your bald spot.'

"A Leading cosmetics company believes our drilling mud would ake an excellent skincare product."

"Anyone who laughs at my new haircut will be subjected to immediate termination."

'Now Gregory needed an investor to take his Gentlemen's Lavatory Tongs from dream to reality.'

"It's expensive because it connects to the internet."

'He doesn't seem to like my haircut.'

Caveman applying wallpaper cave paintings

'Welcome home, dear. While you were away I redecorated...'

"We're making progress."

A woman uses the reflection of a man's bald head to put on lipstick.

'I ran into a whittler.'

Pumping up wig in blender.

'Actually, we're having trouble finding people to test the damn thing.'

'Why are you putting laundry soap into the proton anti-matter warp drive engine?'

"I don't really have the skirt for this blouse."

"That one is non-wash. Also no ironing is required."

"It's a new way to stretch leftovers. Saw it in Homeopathy Now."

His mane bun is just so wrong.

"All we've come up with so far is that new meatloaf."

"With all this wearable tech, I wish they'd come up with a smart belt."

'...and all of our power suits come with a complimentary surge protector.'

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Having shrewdly grabbed a window fan to bulk up his shirt, Winston hoped his buff look would land him a date.

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