Beauty Innovator Pillows

"A Leading cosmetics company believes our drilling mud would ake an excellent skincare product."

A woman uses the reflection of a man's bald head to put on lipstick.

"Renk just discovered beard oil."

"This is going to make the most amazing driftwood table."

Bad hair day!

"Can you make wishes on fake eyelashes?"

Dating is so expensive...

Pampered and poodled.

"Pssst! I had some CGI done."

"I don't like your application."

What price beauty?

'...so I simply combined my love of beards with my love of tattoos and this was the result!'

'She dressed herself this morning.'

Have you got your make up on yet?

"Like my new haircut?"

'I'm not begging, I've just painted my claws.'

'Don't all look at me like that! What did you expect the face pack to do for me?'

It was time for a little bit of lady admin

Become a Cosmetic Surgeon - Raise a Few Eyebrows!

'I want to see more blue sky thinking.'

Aluminium Henge

'This was designed for people who have mastered easy chairs and want to attempt something more difficult.'

"I'm not trying to be beautiful, I'm only trying to look better than everyone else there."

New Twenty Blades

'I'm still hot. It just comes in flashes now.'

"We're having a make up test at school. Can I borrow your mascara?"

"Mirror, mirror, on the wall, go to hell."

'Here's my fail proof way to restore a youthful appearance - a 30 watt bulb.'

"I don'y know who did her, but when she laughs the wrinkles go in very weird directions."

Mirror mirror...

"I'm a pragmatist, Leon. Before I put a new product on the market, I ask myself, 'Will it sell?' "

"I look kind of nice today. . . How long have I been this ugly?"

'Well you tried, but be sure to keep Proof of Purchase.'

"More concealer?"

"That conditioner you recommended didn't do a damn bit of good."