Beauty Innovator Prints

"A Leading cosmetics company believes our drilling mud would ake an excellent skincare product."

A woman uses the reflection of a man's bald head to put on lipstick.

"Renk just discovered beard oil."

"This is going to make the most amazing driftwood table."

Bad hair day!

"Can you make wishes on fake eyelashes?"

Dating is so expensive...

Pampered and poodled.

"Pssst! I had some CGI done."

What price beauty?

"I don't like your application."

Have you got your make up on yet?

'She dressed herself this morning.'

'...so I simply combined my love of beards with my love of tattoos and this was the result!'

"Like my new haircut?"

'I'm not begging, I've just painted my claws.'

'Don't all look at me like that! What did you expect the face pack to do for me?'

'I want to see more blue sky thinking.'

"I'm not trying to be beautiful, I'm only trying to look better than everyone else there."

It was time for a little bit of lady admin

Your presentation will be terrific. I was up all night, but something's still missing. Here. I've got just what you need. How thoughtful! Eye concealer! No need to thank me.

Aluminium Henge

New Twenty Blades

'This was designed for people who have mastered easy chairs and want to attempt something more difficult.'

Become a Cosmetic Surgeon - Raise a Few Eyebrows!

'I'm still hot. It just comes in flashes now.'

'Here's my fail proof way to restore a youthful appearance - a 30 watt bulb.'

"Mirror, mirror, on the wall, go to hell."

"We're having a make up test at school. Can I borrow your mascara?"

'This is a very powerful perfume -- there's a ten-day waiting period.'

Mirror mirror...

'Well you tried, but be sure to keep Proof of Purchase.'

"That conditioner you recommended didn't do a damn bit of good."

"How are the new lips feeling babe?"

"More concealer?"