Hair Growth Strategists T-Shirts

Strategic Growth.

"Renk just discovered beard oil."

'The hair specialist is down the hall.'

Pity vs. Bragging and Public Relations

We micro-grafted all the hairs from the back of your head to the top and now we've completely covered your bald spot.'

"Look on the bright side – the Rogaine worked!"

The Hair Stylist of Seville

"When I said hair transplant I meant more than one."

''Just face it - you're going bald.'

Pumping up wig in blender.

"The cost of a haircut? It depends on what's in your underpants."

'I like doing shampoos, it gets your hands clean.'

'I woke up today and decided to upgrade my image.'

"Pulling out the thorn was easy. What I'm most proud of is the hair transplant."

'As part of our growth strategy we intend to build 76% more of them...as soon as we find out what they do!'

Hairdresser: 'NEW look?! OHH i'm TERRIBLY sorry Ma'am! I thought you said you wanted a GNU look!'

'Do you have anything for extra-dry hair?'

"Fixing bad dye jobs was my specialty in cosmetology school. Too bad after all those years, I perfected just one style..."

"I'm not overly fussed with these hare extentions."

'How did you happen to dip my bowling ball in Rogaine?'

'Before and after a hair replacement treatment.'

'We don't see many patients with a Rogaine addiction.'

cars and their owners hairstyles.

"We can do hair plugs, but did you know today we're having a sale on solar panels?"

Rapunzel's Alopecia

A Hair Loss Clinic in the form of a bald head.

'Uh... what are you going for, exactly?'

"Don't let him on your lap. He's moulting!"

"Do whatever it takes to make me unrecognizable to the people trying to collect on my student loans."

"So how long does it take for your hair to grow?"

Hair implants.

Hair Transplants/A new you... Barber/A new you unplugged.

"Lying is cheaper."

'By the way, Mr. Tongs, I have used that bottle of Balm of California, but I find my hair still comes off.'