Hair Growth Strategists Gifts

Strategic Growth.

"Renk just discovered beard oil."

'The hair specialist is down the hall.'

Pity vs. Bragging and Public Relations

We micro-grafted all the hairs from the back of your head to the top and now we've completely covered your bald spot.'

"Look on the bright side – the Rogaine worked!"

The Hair Stylist of Seville

'Well, yes I can see there's definitely potential for growth.'

"When I said hair transplant I meant more than one."

''Just face it - you're going bald.'

Pumping up wig in blender.

If we reproduce fast enough, we'll outnumber everybody and take over the petri dish! Divide and conquer, eh?

'I like doing shampoos, it gets your hands clean.'

"The cost of a haircut? It depends on what's in your underpants."

'I woke up today and decided to upgrade my image.'

"Pulling out the thorn was easy. What I'm most proud of is the hair transplant."

'As part of our growth strategy we intend to build 76% more of them...as soon as we find out what they do!'

"Fixing bad dye jobs was my specialty in cosmetology school. Too bad after all those years, I perfected just one style..."

'Do you have anything for extra-dry hair?'

Hairdresser: 'NEW look?! OHH i'm TERRIBLY sorry Ma'am! I thought you said you wanted a GNU look!'

'How did you happen to dip my bowling ball in Rogaine?'

"I'm not overly fussed with these hare extentions."

'Before and after a hair replacement treatment.'

'We don't see many patients with a Rogaine addiction.'

A Hair Loss Clinic in the form of a bald head.

Rapunzel's Alopecia

"So how long does it take for your hair to grow?"

'Uh... what are you going for, exactly?'

"Don't let him on your lap. He's moulting!"

"Do whatever it takes to make me unrecognizable to the people trying to collect on my student loans."

cars and their owners hairstyles.

"We can do hair plugs, but did you know today we're having a sale on solar panels?"

Hair implants.

Hair Transplants/A new you... Barber/A new you unplugged.

'By the way, Mr. Tongs, I have used that bottle of Balm of California, but I find my hair still comes off.'