Hair Battle Strategist T-Shirts

"Don't let him on your lap. He's moulting!"

News Internecine: Murdoch succession battle

"Absolutely not!"

'Guy comes up with one interesting theory about special relativity, suddenly he thinks he's freakin' Einstein,'

Curling your hair for no reason

"Tonight we dine with the devil. But tomorrow we really need to finish what's left in the fridge."

"It's nice but I'm starting to think we should just wait for his real hair to grow in."

"Mirror, mirror on the wall ... what the heck is up with my hair?"

Square Cut

"Mirror, mirror on the wall, what is up with my hair?!"

'More hair than brains.'

"We have a very special relationship with our barber."

"Will thee not sayeth uncle?!"

"Hail, Caesar! The barbarians have been beaten back, and Rome is still Numero Uno."

Hairstyles

'I'm just curious, which one of you was dropped off by their boyfriend on a really fast motorcycle?'

"You've come to a fork in the road – age-defying or age-appropriate?"

Sign # 23 that you've spent too much time at a game: your nails are longer than your fingers and your hair touches your ankles.

It is a good idea to start by learning how to mount your pony.

"When I said hair transplant I meant more than one."

The Anti-flat shampoo worked.

"Fashion over function!"

Bald man with a brush on his head

'Brother, the Lord takes a very dim view of the comb-over.'

'My kingdom for a horse! Are you nuts? How about high yielding mutual funds?'

Corporate pirate.

"Oh stop it. You know perfectly well that before every battle the enemy shouts things at us that we may find offensive."

Man with lots of hair, holding a bottle of hair tonic waits outside of the patents office.

"So, when do you hear back from the Chia people?"

"Highlight the battleship-gray."

'Look out, it's a double edged sword. . .'

Hair Salon.

"I made the mistake of asking my boss for an office with a view."

'My roots are starting to show.' 'You think you've got problems? I have a cowlick!'